Jason and Travis Kelce got into the weeds about what body part of theirs they would like to make detachable.
“From Em, no dumb questions. If you could make one of your body parts detachable, which would it be and why?” Jason, 37, said on the Wednesday, April 2, episode of the brothers’ “New Heights” podcast. “It’s a very weird question Em.”
Jason encouraged Travis, 35, to answer first, prompting the Kansas City Chiefs player to take a minute to process the question before responding.
“I don’t know, maybe my ears so I wouldn’t have to hear people?” Travis responded, which Jason agreed would be a good option.
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Travis went on to add that a detachable nose would be a good option, too.
“You’re going sense,” Jason noted. “If there’s mayonnaise in the area, you don’t want to smell that.”
Travis agreed, sharing that he didn’t want to smell that particular odor.
“I’m going senses though, I’m going ears or nose,” Travis said of his final answer.
Jason acknowledged that removing a person’s ears would be “nice,” especially when it was time for bed.
“[You’re] trying to get some shut-eye, trying to go to sleep, just take your ears off. Sleep tight,” he said.
However, Travis pointed out that waking up from a slumber could be an issue, and that he would need something in the room to jolt him awake. Then the conversation went off the rails when Jason added a new hypothetical into the mix.
“Alright, I’m just going to throw it out there. I mean if we’re being honest it usually just gets in the way,” Jason said joyfully without naming the body part. “It’s an inconvenient appendage at times … I mean I’m very happy I have one.”
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Travis picked up what his brother was putting down and asked if Jason was referring to “the ball and chain.”
“I think it’s a one-stop shop,” he countered. “I think it’s all one appendage”
Travis attempted to shut down Jason’s logic saying, “I don’t think that’s how it works.”
Jason, for his part, continued down his rabbit hole of male genitalia.
“If you could just take it all off it would eradicate … it just gets in the way sometimes. You know what I mean?” he explained. If you’re running, you gotta think there’d be less friction without that in between your legs to play sports.”
Travis cut in to point out he’s never had that issue, but Jason went further down the proverbial rabbit hole.
“If you could detach it, that means you could probably attach an upgraded one. I mean you could go bigger,” he said. “Assuming it is a universal connection point, I could attach another one.”
Travis erupted in laughter.
“You’re a f***ing psychopath man,” Travis said in between laughs. “I was waiting for you to make it make sense and you never disappoint.”
Jason called Intern Brandon to ask the Perplexity search engine to weigh in on what would be the best body part to make detachable. The result included practical options, like the appendix and tonsils, before offering creative options, like an arm, leg and head. The idea of a detachable head caught Jason’s attention, reminding him of Futurama.
“I wouldn’t mind that … why would I make my d**k detachable if I could just make my head detachable and put it on somebody with a bigger d**k,” he quipped.
Jason was then reminded of an old saying that their dad, Ed Kelce, used to tell them.
“What would Dad say? You’d lose your d**k if it wasn’t attached?” he asked. “I think that’s what he used to tell us.”
Travis agreed that he remembered hearing that from Ed back in the day.
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“Maybe that’s why I thought of this immediately.” Jason reflected. “You’re right dad, I don’t want this to be detachable cause I would definitely lose that motherf***er.”
After coming up with multiple scenarios where Jason could potentially lose the body part, he agreed making it detachable was not a good idea.
“Yeah, you’re right — we don’t want that to be detachable, it’s got to stay on,” he said. “I’m not responsible enough to have a detachable d**k.”
