TEAR-STAINED LADY GAGA was in sparkling form on Saturday Night Live.
Another faux commercial saw Gaga flogging Easy Run Mascara, with black tear marks running down her face.
Gaga put on her best specs for a comedy fake advert where she promoted Little Red Glasses.
Looking down the lens she said: “I want people to look at me and say, ‘She’s got it going on.’”
Gaga donned a red hood for a skit at a restaurant where she called out dinners for faking a birthday and made them drink “blood” from a cup.
The pop star got on the floor for one of her many musical performances which saw her performing tracks from her new album Mayhem including Abracadabra and Killah.
She’s a class musician but when it comes to cracking jokes, Lady Gaga is on the money.
Gaga said: “I know you might be thinking I am here to promote my album, Mayhem, but I’m actually here to remind you I’m an amazing actor.
“I select films that would showcase my craft as a serious actor, films such as Joker 2.
“Apparently, people thought it was awesome. Joaquin Phoenix and I even got nominated for a Razzie, which is an award for the worst films of the year.
“So we won for worst onscreen duo.”
Laughing she added: “Jokes on them. I love winning things.
“My Razzie brings me one step closer to an EGORT.
“It is like an EGOT, but it’s hurtful.”
As she continued, Gaga also took aim at her age, saying: “The last time I hosted SNL I was 27.
“I’m 38 now, which is scientifically the best age for a female pop star to be.
“Honestly, most pop stars are over 40. Chappell Roan is 58.
“Charli XCX, she’s 75. Tate McRae is my biological grandmother.”
Rachel’s Snow angel
Rachel Zegler poses in a tiger-print bra and jeans for Vogue Mexico[/caption]
Rachel looked sizzling in her latest photo shoot[/caption]
Snow White actress Rachel on the cover of Vogue Mexico[/caption]
SHE has been branded a “loose cannon” over her off-set antics – but Rachel Zegler looked sizzling in her latest photo shoot.
The leading star of Disney’s upcoming Snow White live-action remake was all smiles for the shoot.
But the same can’t be said for some of her bosses, who apparently reckon she is a “nightmare”.
The actress and singer has previously slagged off everyone from US President Donald Trump and his supporters to the original 1937 version of Snow White.
Rachel, who posed in a tiger-print bra and jeans for Vogue Mexico, previously said: “There’s a big focus on her love story with a guy who literally stalks her. Weird. So we didn’t do that this time.”
Some critics have claimed Disney’s remake is “woke” because Rachel is Latino and “seven dwarfs” has been removed from the title.
Let’s see how the movie goes down when it is released later this month.
Alan’s thinning on top
ALAN CARR has admitted to taking hair loss pills to try and turn back the sands of time.
Speaking to hair stylist Andreas Wild on his new podcast, Salon Confidential, out today, Alan said: “Growing up, I was fat, goofy, gay with glasses.
“It was so funny because I had all these things – then when I started losing my hair, out of everything, that was the thing I was like, ‘Oh my God.’
“It’s always been thinning. I’ve got the bald spot. I do take the pills and stuff to keep it going – I haven’t had an erection for 20 years – and it’s still going.”
During the interview, Alan also opened up about the stars he gets mistaken for the most.
Recalling when someone stopped him because they recognised him off TV, Alan said: “I introduced him to my brother Gary. He said: ‘That’s not your brother – he’s not Chinese. You’re Gok Wan.’ I said: ‘I’m not Gok Wan.’ He said: ‘Why are you lying?’”
If I was Alan, I’d be asking if the bloke had lost his guide dog.
Mae looks Rio grand
Mae Muller’s been enjoying the Rio de Janeiro carnival and shared this snap of herself having a shower on the beach[/caption]
TWO years ago, Mae Muller dropped her catchy hit I Wrote A Song. But while her Eurovision entry didn’t quite go as well as she may have hoped she’s bouncing back with new music.
Mae’s been enjoying the Rio de Janeiro carnival and shared this snap of herself having a shower on the beach and teased: “In Brazil, new music confirmed, life is good.”
Bring back some of the sunshine for us, Mae.
Jason adds string to bow
Jason Momoa has bought in on new celebrity hotspot The Rex Rooms in London[/caption]
The actor was seen partying at the launch night with his pals[/caption]
JASON MOMOA is adding another string to his bow and has bought in on new celebrity hotspot The Rex Rooms in London.
The actor was seen partying at the launch night with his pals – and helpfully stocked the bar with his own brand of booze, Meili vodka.
Before heading to The Rex Rooms, which last month hosted a big bash for Machine Gunn Kelly, Jason was spotted at his pal Tamer Hassan’s Hotel Karma Sanctum Soho in the capital.
My insiders told me Tamer and Jason were overheard talking about plans to make a new film together, adding: “They were speaking about a new script and what they could do together. It seems they are pretty tight.”
Tamer is flying high at the moment. The TV spin-off of cult movie Snatch – he starred in both – was snapped up by Netflix and is now in the streaming platform’s Top Ten most watched shows in the UK.
I’m not surprised he’s feeling inspired.
Ri: Giving brith was a riot
BECOMING a parent is life changing, but I loved how Rihanna summed up her journey into parenthood, when she opened up about the births of her sons RZA and Riot.
Sharing two Instagram snaps of herself, first with RZA and then Riot, Rihanna said: “By far the most powerful thing I’ve ever done as a woman … my little miracles.”
She then added of the second snap, which showed her looking impossibly cool given her legs had probably been in stirrups: “Yes I gave birth in pearls and sunglasses…don’t ask, a lot was happening.”
Crop star Jess cuts loose at music battle
Jess Glynne enjoys herself at the Red Bull Culture Clash wearing a mesh-covered crop top and cargo trousers[/caption]
SHE has a big summer of festival gigs ahead of her so I can’t blame Jess Glynne for letting loose while she’s got some time on her hands.
Wearing a mesh-covered crop top and cargo trousers, The Real Love singer was spotted enjoying herself with stars including former Love Island winner Amber Gill at the Red Bull Culture Clash on Saturday.
The music battle at The Drumsheds in London featured four groups, each from a different genre, with the audience deciding the winner.
A pal of mine was at the show and said the talent their was some of the best they have seen in a long time.
I’ve no doubt it will have given Jess some inspiration.
